Dear Home Seller,September 13, 2007
I know you must be awfully excited about your honkin’ big screen TV, but really, when photographing your home for selling purposes, you don’t need to feature it prominently. It’s a freaking eyesore.
And speaking of eyesores, you might want to pack up some of your crap — you’re moving, aren’t you? I can’t be alone in thinking that looking at all of the floral-overdecorated-kitschy junk in your home photos is about to make my head explode.
One more thing — the fact that your hot water heater is in the corner of a room, in plain view? You might want to downplay that. I’m just sayin’.